{"product_id":"unisex-non-functional-testicles-tee","title":"Unisex \"Non-Functional Testicles\" Tee","description":"\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShow off your goods with Rword's Non Functional Testicles Tee Shirt! Perfect for crypto enthusiasts and meme lords, this hilarious tee pokes fun at the NFT craze. It's a radical addition to your wardrobe, and will surely turn heads wherever you go. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e *FREE SHIPPING*\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e • 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton\u003cbr\u003e • 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42580584104101,"sku":"3426330_474","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42580584136869,"sku":"3426330_505","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42580584169637,"sku":"3426330_536","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42580584202405,"sku":"3426330_567","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42580584235173,"sku":"3426330_598","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":42580584267941,"sku":"3426330_496","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":42580584300709,"sku":"3426330_527","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":42580584333477,"sku":"3426330_558","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42580584366245,"sku":"3426330_589","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42580584399013,"sku":"3426330_620","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":42580584431781,"sku":"3426330_483","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":42580584464549,"sku":"3426330_514","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":42580584497317,"sku":"3426330_545","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42580584530085,"sku":"3426330_576","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42580584562853,"sku":"3426330_607","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0623\/1716\/6757\/files\/unisex-basic-softstyle-t-shirt-black-front-65aa1cecd04a2.png?v=1705647583","url":"https:\/\/mothershipstore.myshopify.com\/products\/unisex-non-functional-testicles-tee","provider":"The Mothership","version":"1.0","type":"link"}